You guys are the people who get paid the most for coming up with the worst ideas ever. Like seriously, none of you must drive places on a regular basis because then you would know what a pain in the ass some of your parking lots are to maneuver around. It’s really great that you get paid as much as you do for angering the majority of drivers with your illogical parking lot designs.
First, don’t make parking spaces 8 inches wide. It’s really fun to try to squeeze ourselves out of the car because we can only open it two inches because there’s a car parked right next to us since the spaces are so tiny. Then there are those behemoth SUVs that feel obligated to park in two spaces because their massive car deserves more than one of the narrow, measly little spaces that you designed. Or they park right on the line and leave you with only one inch to squish yourself out of the car.
You know what’s also really awesome about your designs? Dead ends. They’re so awesome. I’m not sure why you guys would ever think that putting a dead end in a parking lot is a good idea. I bet you just did it for a laugh. I just love turning down a row to find a parking space but there’s nothing there AND there’s a dead end. You guys just think of everything, don’t you?
You’re geniuses.
Sincerely, Aggravated Driver
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